No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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