I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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