just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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