Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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