thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Randomize
