Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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