Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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