Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
two words: eviction party
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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