I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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