In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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