If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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