I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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