i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
It's never too late to be topless.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
