found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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