im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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