..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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