He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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