and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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