He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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