sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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