Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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