So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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