lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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