I could make wine with my vomit
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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