I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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