we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
The power of my boobs compel you
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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