1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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