she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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