your thong is hanging out like whoa
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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