So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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