i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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