I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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