well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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