brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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