Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
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