Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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