I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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