Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
my poor anus
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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