It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
