would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Houston, we have a squirter
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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