Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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