She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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