i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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