i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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