i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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