Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize