imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
