Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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