Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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