6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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