North Korea, Best Korea!
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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