I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
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We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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