Dual....:-)
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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