last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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