Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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