you're like a bully in the Christmas story
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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