No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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