fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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