alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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